Drag Party Time
Okay, Walter just walked in and told me I better get my ass in gear and have a song, a dress, and a persona for the drag party that is happening in two weeks.
Every year, there is a party. You have to have a routine- lip synch thankfully, a dress, and fabulous hair.
Last year, I did David Cassidy, I think I love you.
See, you go in formal attire for dinner. After dinner, you change and it is a competition.
Every year, there is a theme. Last year was Barbie, so I went as David Cassidy. Okay, enough martinis and the connection is clear. Walter was Lesbian Barbie. I can't remember his song.
This year's theme is the Red Carpet. Which means... uh... like I'm showing up for a red carpet event.
HELP!!!
I've had Queen Latifah suggested but please understand- I am the only woman in a room of 15 gay men. I have to SHINE. Having real breasts is simply not enough.
Every year, there is a party. You have to have a routine- lip synch thankfully, a dress, and fabulous hair.
Last year, I did David Cassidy, I think I love you.
See, you go in formal attire for dinner. After dinner, you change and it is a competition.
Every year, there is a theme. Last year was Barbie, so I went as David Cassidy. Okay, enough martinis and the connection is clear. Walter was Lesbian Barbie. I can't remember his song.
This year's theme is the Red Carpet. Which means... uh... like I'm showing up for a red carpet event.
HELP!!!
I've had Queen Latifah suggested but please understand- I am the only woman in a room of 15 gay men. I have to SHINE. Having real breasts is simply not enough.
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posted by Sara at 1:06 PM
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