Drag Party Time
Okay, Walter just walked in and told me I better get my ass in gear and have a song, a dress, and a persona for the drag party that is happening in two weeks.
Every year, there is a party. You have to have a routine- lip synch thankfully, a dress, and fabulous hair.
Last year, I did David Cassidy, I think I love you.
See, you go in formal attire for dinner. After dinner, you change and it is a competition.
Every year, there is a theme. Last year was Barbie, so I went as David Cassidy. Okay, enough martinis and the connection is clear. Walter was Lesbian Barbie. I can't remember his song.
This year's theme is the Red Carpet. Which means... uh... like I'm showing up for a red carpet event.
HELP!!!
I've had Queen Latifah suggested but please understand- I am the only woman in a room of 15 gay men. I have to SHINE. Having real breasts is simply not enough.
Every year, there is a party. You have to have a routine- lip synch thankfully, a dress, and fabulous hair.
Last year, I did David Cassidy, I think I love you.
See, you go in formal attire for dinner. After dinner, you change and it is a competition.
Every year, there is a theme. Last year was Barbie, so I went as David Cassidy. Okay, enough martinis and the connection is clear. Walter was Lesbian Barbie. I can't remember his song.
This year's theme is the Red Carpet. Which means... uh... like I'm showing up for a red carpet event.
HELP!!!
I've had Queen Latifah suggested but please understand- I am the only woman in a room of 15 gay men. I have to SHINE. Having real breasts is simply not enough.
Labels: drag
posted by Sara at 1:06 PM
7 Comments:
Setting aside last year, must you wear a dress and be "one of the girls"?
How about...
Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys)singing "West End Girls", "Paninaro" or "Can you forgive her" complimented with a fabulous outfit, dark glasses and a spike wig!? (A boy-toy date would be a nice accent and very cute.)
Jade
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1075000/images/_1077782_neil_tennat150pa.jpg
shit...the URL was cut off.
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i need help too!! the drag bag is depleted and i can't get into my tux!! and a gay man without any movie music, i should be ashamed!! thinking of bagging it! LOL
oh, there is no bagging it, donald.
I just had the riot act read to me. We GOTTA go.
boy george?
Elton John?
Liberace?
I thought about boy george- thought I'd do community service outfit and sing karma chameleon... but it's not a movie song.
gigi- go as louis jordan, and woo all the 'girls' with the song...
nine to five- go as dolly pardon. even I would have to stuff for that.
shirley bassey- hey big spender
someone else is GOING to do cher. no sense in going there. or judy garland or barbara streisand.
and then I realized... DO I HAVE TO HAVE TWO OUTFITS? one for the carpet and one for the song????
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
ethel merman no business like show business. Sean could give you some pointers he sings like her lol.
good like and as always pictures pictures pictures.
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