Six Word Memoir

So Harlie Aizley tagged me to write a six word memoir.

Six words?

And three words to decribe my life.

Three?

I can be brief but... HMMM.

"funny, sweet, but not so bright"

Nah, that's more of a bio.

"better than shoveling shit"

Not enough words.

"snarky bitch who loves to play"

Too much bio again... a memoir is about my life. A six word description of my life.

I have it.

"Beautiful, raw, with cliffs of faith"

Okay, it's a little hokey but I'm working with six words here!

And to narrow it down to three words?

"The bathroom.... Now?"