I'll Pass...

All I can say about dresses and make up and heels is… why?

Why do women do that? The shoes hurt. The make up makes your face itch but you can’t touch because you’ll smudge. Dresses are fine I guess but you can’t bend over to pick something up, you have to gracefully… squat.

The gentlemen tried to catch me last night, having me pick something up off the floor. They didn’t realize I had debutant training.

It’s true.

Did you learn how to curtsey?

Yes.

But could I in those damn heels? NO.

Dressing up in what is considered a traditional manner for women? Way overrated. I’m glad I gave it a shot. Next year? I’m going in a tux again.

I look good in a tux.

And I can bend over in a tux.