Note to My Wife

The cat is out.

There is a bat in Jake's room.

Get the cat in and put her in Jake's room. Please don't let the bat out, though.

Zachary doesn't know there is a bat on the third floor. The door is shut. To Jake's room. With the bat.

[school ben looked at tonight] sucked.

I have an early AM meeting. Off to bed.

Let the cat in. Keep the bat in.

Goodnight.