Sucking Up Recipe
Take two ounces Bombay Sapphire Gin. A single extra large pimento stuffed olive. Fee Brother's Orange Bitters- just a dash.
Slice up Neiman Ranch dry aged salami and a strong cheddar cheese. If it's big? Really big? Pull out the Club crackers.
Shake before mentioned martini for so long your hands stick to the shaker. Then shake some more.
Hand to lovely wife as she walks in the door. Escort her to the spot where the crackers, cheese and salami are.
Tell her how beautiful she is. (This is not a stretch. She really is beautiful.)
After the martini is consumed, drop the bomb.
Wish me luck. I want to stay home instead of going to Florida this weekend because I have tickets to the Celtics first round playoff game.
I love my in laws but... Celtics? Third row seats? First time in playoff in... um... forever?
If all else fails? Like shampoo, rinse and repeat.
Slice up Neiman Ranch dry aged salami and a strong cheddar cheese. If it's big? Really big? Pull out the Club crackers.
Shake before mentioned martini for so long your hands stick to the shaker. Then shake some more.
Hand to lovely wife as she walks in the door. Escort her to the spot where the crackers, cheese and salami are.
Tell her how beautiful she is. (This is not a stretch. She really is beautiful.)
After the martini is consumed, drop the bomb.
Wish me luck. I want to stay home instead of going to Florida this weekend because I have tickets to the Celtics first round playoff game.
I love my in laws but... Celtics? Third row seats? First time in playoff in... um... forever?
If all else fails? Like shampoo, rinse and repeat.
Labels: getting out of family vacations, how to suck up, martini, trying to suck up
posted by Sara at 5:39 PM
6 Comments:
You are sly. Will she really fall for that? If so, she must love you or something.
what? that's not good sucking up?
okay. she didn't really fall for it but I get to stay hom to go to the game...
Woohoo! Go Celts.
(I'm hungry now. Thanks.)
yea i'm with christy, that sounds REALLY good...
as i was reading i was wondering what you were up to, should have known it was a celtics playoff game! aren't you the sly one, NOT!!
hey, it worked...
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