Tuesday, November 27, 2007

NEWS FLASH

Dick Cheney's heart was "restored to normal" the other day.

Who knew he had one?

Does this mean he will join the Grinch in serving Roast Beast? Or drop his efforts to colonize Iran, along with Iraq and Afghanistan? Let our servicemen and women come home?

Or, as a friend noted, is it just a ploy for the Republicans to make room for an heir apparent, having Cheney need to resign and filling his spot with someone electable for the 2008 election?

In any case, it's still a stunning discovery.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Laura said...

The whole thing makes me sick actually.

Does anyone really care? Every time this guy farts it makes the news.

I work in cardiology. TONS of people have this procedure done every day. And while yes, it can be a problem, for the most part its treatable WITHOUT making the top story in the news...

I wish they would focus on what a crappy job he is doing - with or without a heart condition

4:21 PM  
Blogger Christy said...

Laura, I too have worked in Cardiology. Totally routine, yet the media has to make a huge deal out of it. Grr.

8:29 PM  

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